Santorum: "Woodstock is the great American orgy. This is who the Dem Party has become..sexual freedom..Homosexuality" http://t.co/7AMcUdq6

@thinkprogress - ThinkProgress

8:00 am Feb 22, 2012

Maureen Dowd eviscerates Santorum. Marvelous! http://t.co/YV6lmk5N

@MarthaPlimpton - Martha Plimpton

7:51 am Feb 22, 2012

If Abraham Lincoln was the Shakespeare of Politicians then Rick Santorum is the @shitmydadsays.

@joshgad - Josh Gad

6:55 am Feb 22, 2012

A Rick Santorum portrait made entirely of gay porn: http://t.co/9Hyw5rYk

@rationalists - CJ Werleman

5:03 am Feb 22, 2012

Would I prefer President Santorum or a governor chosen at random? The latter.

@conor64 - Conor Friedersdorf

3:07 am Feb 22, 2012

Thanks, Rick Santorum! No, really. You're making it hard for Virginia to pass its transvaginal ultrasound law http://t.co/uqkhzDni

@joanwalsh - Joan Walsh

3:02 am Feb 22, 2012

This is fantastic - a portrait of Rick Santorum made entirely of gay porn. http://t.co/WqxSA8z8

@AdamWearsPants - Adam Carl

2:45 am Feb 22, 2012

why haven't the media focused more on the fact that rick santorum forced his kids to kiss and snuggle a dead infant? http://t.co/4IHBFJHR

@thelittleidiot - moby

2:41 am Feb 22, 2012

"Santorum blasts Obama during Cumming rally" is a real headline

@chronic - chronic

1:52 am Feb 22, 2012

Man introducing Rick Santorum in Phoenix, AZ: US needs "a president who has more children than vacation homes"

@tobyharnden - Toby Harnden

1:17 am Feb 22, 2012

America is under attack from Satan declares Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum http://t.co/gWzUWSR4

@vexnews - vexnews

1:10 am Feb 22, 2012

A Rick Santorum portrait made entirely of gay porn. http://t.co/FHKk6Gam #readerILOLed

@byharryconnolly - Harry Connolly

12:38 am Feb 22, 2012

Santorum still ahead of Romney in Rasmussen poll of MI; he inched back ahead in our forecast there. http://t.co/1XSodkeb

@fivethirtyeight - Nate Silver

11:58 pm Feb 21, 2012

Rick Santorum calms the GOP climate with sense & logic: "Satan has his sights on the United States of America!" http://t.co/d1mPjAw1

@lukebuckmaster - Luke Buckmaster

11:26 pm Feb 21, 2012

"Santorum blasts Obama during Cumming rally." My friend Jo sent me this genuine headline and I've now lost my shit. http://t.co/18yjf5mX

@mrbenjaminlaw - Benjamin Law

11:01 pm Feb 21, 2012

Rick Santorum Made Entirely of Gay Porn http://t.co/yF3xSxmX

@Gawker - Gawker

10:41 pm Feb 21, 2012

Rick Santorum: "There's no such thing as a Liberal Christian"

@DavisMktng - Dianne Davis

10:34 pm Feb 21, 2012

#RupertGraves is making the leap from #Lestrade to starring opposite a Timelord in #DoctorWho Series 7: http://t.co/0Y2M6XI6 #Sherlock

@Sherlockology - Sherlockology

10:25 pm Feb 21, 2012

Rick Santorum just released his tax return. Apparently Mitt claims him as a deduction.

@LOLGOP - LOLGOP

10:16 pm Feb 21, 2012

Santorum in '95: 'I was basically pro-choice all my life, until I ran for Congress' http://t.co/QukfxrbV

@HuffPostPol - HuffPost Politics

9:17 pm Feb 21, 2012

Santorum: "I am not a manager. I am not a visionary." - http://t.co/eQ4SViqc

@PoliticalTicker - CNN Political Ticker

9:14 pm Feb 21, 2012

a glorious rick santorum portrait made entirely of gay porn: http://t.co/8sHb0wUh

@peterknegt - peterknegt

9:06 pm Feb 21, 2012

Rick Santorum portrait made from gay porn. 'Nuff said. #p2 #tcot http://t.co/m3I8Qa6F

@ragingteabagger - RagingTeabagger

8:55 pm Feb 21, 2012

If #Santorum Is Right that 'Satan Is Targeting America,' It's Not Much of a Leap to Think He's Dressing As a Jesus Freak in a Sweater Vest

@TheDailyEdge - Everybody Needs It

8:41 pm Feb 21, 2012

Now that is a sensational Santorum headline - http://t.co/ckfoJDyt

@dannolan - Dan Nolan

8:38 pm Feb 21, 2012

I don't want to be an alarmist, but Rick Santorum is, like, the Anti-Christ, right? I mean, there's no other explanation.

@BruceLaBruce - Bruce LaBruce

8:37 pm Feb 21, 2012

I'm so glad Santorum and the Catholic Church are shoving religion down American's throats - it's bringing the truth about religion to light.

@Nicronon - The Infidel

8:34 pm Feb 21, 2012

@JakeFarrWharton Santorum is really at the jesus level where he would try and fulfil conditions for a biblical end times isn't he.

@Destraudo - James Gammell

8:11 pm Feb 21, 2012

Rick Santorum's face, made out of gay porn. http://t.co/TsFNLFlk

@WolfHudsonIsBad - Sir Wolf Hudson

7:58 pm Feb 21, 2012

Rick Santorum vows to ban magnets, women's footwear, and the Pythagorean Theorem as 'tools of Satan.'

@Frank_Tuttle - Frank Tuttle

7:30 pm Feb 21, 2012

Santorum blasts Obama for elevating the Earth over man. Actually, we elevate our descendants & a healthy planet over short-term profits

@DavidBrin1 - David Brin

7:14 pm Feb 21, 2012

No, Mr. Santorum. Women have a right to self-defense against the GOP war on their bodies, minds, spirits. My WaPo post http://t.co/fqfjs7zO

@sbthistle - Susan Thistlethwaite

6:52 pm Feb 21, 2012

Richard Santorum is the most predictable closeted, self-loathing homosexual politician, right? I hope he wins the primary so he can come out

@emynd - emynd

6:46 pm Feb 21, 2012

Rick Santorum is claiming liberals are anti-science. Easy to say when you're anti-fact. #SantorumInsane #Tcot #p2 #Gop #election2012

@Marmel - Steve Marmel

6:42 pm Feb 21, 2012

Santorum campaign can’t tell the difference between environmentalism and Islam http://t.co/3HZzbKcn

@drgrist - David Roberts

6:08 pm Feb 21, 2012

How Santorum ripped off the Armed Services Retirement Home. http://t.co/Th3Q7n4H

@ebertchicago - Roger Ebert

6:01 pm Feb 21, 2012

Please Note: America needs Secret Service protection from Rick Santorum, not the other way around.

@LOLGOP - LOLGOP

3:48 pm Feb 21, 2012

POLL: Given Choice Between Romney and Santorum, Most Voters Choose Suicide

@BorowitzReport - Andy Borowitz

2:28 pm Feb 21, 2012

Rick Santorum and Michele Bachmann would be hilarious if they weren't so busy making gay teens suicidal. http://t.co/xpTZHAsv

@LOLGOP - LOLGOP

11:52 am Feb 21, 2012

That Rick Santorum is so conservative, it's crazy. #lazytweets

@VDOOZER - Bill Lawrence

7:26 am Feb 21, 2012

Rick Santorum a man steeped in "family" values -- #bigotry #extremism -- is more like it. Univsal Health Services chain http://t.co/2HiC5TPj

@Librehombre - Richard Collins

6:47 am Feb 21, 2012

Santorum emphasizes faith during campaign stop in Ohio http://t.co/iD0eEnCz via USA TODAY wow! WoW! Letting people run free... To me Bles

@CharityIdeas - Amy Neumann

6:11 am Feb 21, 2012

@PearlBusiness Rick Santorum did, didn't work out so well... #smc12

@billytucker100 - Billy Tucker

5:21 am Feb 21, 2012

#1: Seeing a sweater-vested Rick Santorum worship a Middle Eastern, Jewish hippie is why I'm not political. #2: Or religious.

@GSElevator - GS Elevator Gossip

5:10 am Feb 21, 2012

Bill Maher: 1/2 of me sees Rick Santorum & say, bring it on, he wont win! Other 1/2 says, Fuck, I dont put anything past this stupid country

@kelvsc - kelvin chen

5:02 am Feb 21, 2012

Colbert on Santorum: "You want alternative fuel, how about a burning bush?"

@ReutersZengerle - Patricia Zengerle

4:47 am Feb 21, 2012

I'm a woman who's used birth control and served in the military w/a combat unit therefore I can say with conviction, Go F yourself Santorum!

@ACaryGrantFan - Page

4:42 am Feb 21, 2012

I think @thinkprogress is having too much fun with #pinterest just sayin! But it's al good. Hey, make a board about Santorum too!

@wfpman - Jason Gooljar

4:36 am Feb 21, 2012

OK, call the dogs off. @BuzzFeedAndrew has found the most unfortunate Santorum headline for sure http://t.co/Ji7jIkpJ

@chas_usa - Chas Licciardello

4:28 am Feb 21, 2012

Rick Santorum calls for end of public schools, combines the idiocy of Ron Paul with the insanity of social conservatism http://t.co/D9nMCFim

@Leask - James Buzz Leask

4:26 am Feb 21, 2012

Imagine being on the internet and not having an opinion on Rick Santorum, NZ broadband or Downton Abbey.

@secondzeit - Philip Matthews

4:21 am Feb 21, 2012

Most unfortunate Santorum headline ever? http://t.co/zIqr75CA http://t.co/b3tmxuFy

@BuzzFeedAndrew - Andrew Kaczynski

3:54 am Feb 21, 2012

If Romney's the nominee, many Dems & indies will vote for him. If it's Santorum, he will lead a religious crusade of millions. #dontgetcocky

@MMFlint - Michael Moore

3:44 am Feb 21, 2012

Rick Santorum says climate science is like political science. In that an 8th grader knows more about it than Rick Santorum?

@LOLGOP - LOLGOP

3:31 am Feb 21, 2012

Maybe Bain Capital could invest in the Romney campaign and put in a better-performing candidate.

@pourmecoffee - pourmecoffee

2:55 am Feb 21, 2012

An advisor to Presidents Nixon & Ford, usually very astute, told WWR at dinner that Santorum can win the nomination & presidency. Thoughts?

@WestWingReport - West Wing Report

2:54 am Feb 21, 2012

Fertile woman should expect to enjoy sex 5 to 10 times in their lifetime. - Rick Santorum

@RandomExcess - Wayne B. Hacker

2:18 am Feb 21, 2012

Jesus may love you but Rick Santorum thinks you're a total slut.

@JamesUrbaniak - James Urbaniak

2:02 am Feb 21, 2012

Rick Santorum got all riled up because Obama wants to protect the Earth. Why, exactly, is that a bad thing? http://t.co/aYN9eG4M

@inhabitat - inhabitat

1:36 am Feb 21, 2012

Newt is in free-fall. This is a Romney-Santorum race. If Santorum wins MI, I think he may well win the nomination: http://t.co/jAdpESPr

@sullydish - Andrew Sullivan

1:21 am Feb 21, 2012

I will say one thing about Rick Santorum. He's even got atheists praying he won't be the next President.

@MrRom - Aaron Rom

1:19 am Feb 21, 2012

Santorum:"If you think about gay sex as much as I do youd realize how disgusting it is" if youre straight y do u think about gay sex so much

@GroovyMiley - Chris Warman

1:15 am Feb 21, 2012

If you give Rick Santorum a chance & actually listen to what he has to say you'll kill yourself.

@BorowitzReport - Andy Borowitz

1:13 am Feb 21, 2012

Earlier today, I got a telemarketing call from Rick Santorum's people... I just laughed & said, "Jesus would never let me vote for Rick."

@JesusNeedsNewPR - Matthew Paul Turner

1:00 am Feb 21, 2012

BREAKING: In His first encyclical, Pope Santorum I has granted women permission to grasp ibuprofen, as well as aspirin, between their knees.

@P0TUS - Barracks O'Bama

11:47 pm Feb 20, 2012

The animosity between Republicans & Democrats is NOTHING compared to the hatred between Jeffs & Geoffs.

@robdelaney - rob delaney

11:43 pm Feb 20, 2012

#TDSBreakingNews @REALDonaldTrump calls Santorum a "gift" to Dems. Just for saying crazy things that discredit his party? #PotKettleBlack

@TheDailyShow - The Daily Show

11:39 pm Feb 20, 2012

THE OCEANS RISE, THE ECONOMY FALLS, AND SANTORUM SURGES. YOUR ONLY REASONABLE CHOICE? #SUPREME2012 http://t.co/ZIqUSWQA OBEY @ASupremeDalek

@RepublicanDalek - Republican Dalek

11:37 pm Feb 20, 2012

Rick Santorum ended Jan with $1.47 million on hand, of which $1.45 mil could be used for primary: http://t.co/kRgQSi28

@derekwillis - Derek Willis

11:35 pm Feb 20, 2012

Rick Santorum opposes birth control - if u wear a sweater vest like Sanotorum, u never need to worry about needing birth control

@Deanofcomedy - Dean Obeidallah

11:20 pm Feb 20, 2012

"Freedom isnt to do whatever you want to do, it's to do what you ought to do" -- Rick Santorum #icymi

@thinkprogress - ThinkProgress

11:15 pm Feb 20, 2012

"Santorum blasts Obama during Cumming rally" BEST HEADLINE EVER http://t.co/r3nW8rPT

@bdzs - daniel gyori

11:02 pm Feb 20, 2012

Santorum doubles down. Democrats are "anti-science." He's not. Climate science is closer to political science, he says. http://t.co/CbhQDEaP

@jayrosen_nyu - Jay Rosen

10:56 pm Feb 20, 2012

Santorum Spokesperson Confuses "Radical Environmentalism" with "Radical Islamic" Policies with "Theological Secularism" http://t.co/djygL6Ob

@sarahposner - Sarah Posner

9:08 pm Feb 20, 2012

From distance, Santorum doing great. Values really do count in America, and not sneered at as in parts of Europe. Win Michigan game over.

@rupertmurdoch - Rupert Murdoch

8:03 pm Feb 20, 2012